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No cover of darkness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the white version of the Poet T-shirt — identical composition, identical type, identical figure, identical instruction. The differences are surface and total.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite heavyweight cotton. Black ink. The same three-line brand name in wide-tracked sans-serif capitals, one word per line, accent-stripped:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eENFANTS\u003cbr\u003eRICHES\u003cbr\u003eDEPRIMES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe same hand-drawn poet on the right: pointed hat, long coat, cane, head down, body turned. The same slogan split across the lower front:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKICK THE     TRAGEDY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut on white, the poet has no background to recede into. The black version surrounds him with darkness — the figure exists in it, is partially of it, can disappear into it. On white, he stands in open space. The line drawing is thinner-looking against white than against black; the same ink reads as more exposed, more fragile. A figure in daylight rather than in a basement. The same posture of defeat, but now fully visible, with nowhere to go that the eye cannot follow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe instruction is also different in tone. “KICK THE TRAGEDY” in white ink on black reads like something written on a wall. In black ink on white, it reads like something written on paper — a note left for yourself, a reminder rather than a declaration. The urgency is the same. The register is quieter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo shirts. Same content. The black one is a statement made in the dark. The white one is the same statement made in plain sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite heavyweight cotton. Oversized. Dropped shoulder. Short sleeve. 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